Sharks in Venice- August 15th

Sharks in Venice (2008)
English/Italian- Science Fiction
Rated “R”
Runtime- 88 min.
dir. Danny Lerner

What a top to bottom travesty.

Story/Writing: .5/2

The premise is terrible, but it turns out to be even more exciting than the actual movie.

Acting: 0/2

Untalented Baldwin brother is untalented.

Photography/Set: .5/2

They managed to produce a feature-length film.

Sound/FX: .5/2

Misc: 0/2

I don’t know how many times I’ve talked about this issue, but I’ll say it again to reassure you all. There is a difference between movies that are so bad they are good and movies that are just bad. If you watch a bad movie, and find yourself laughing out of the sheer ridiculous-ness of it (ThanksKilling), chances are that falls into the “good-bad” category. If you find yourself falling asleep or wincing in mental pain, it’s probably a “bad-bad” movie.

Sharks is the latter. Stay far away.

VERDICT: 1.5/10

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