Metal Tornado- July 17th

Metal Tornado (2011)
English- Sci-Fi Action
Rated “PG”
Runtime- 90 min.
dir. Gordon Yang

So there are movies that are intentionally bad, like flicks by Asylum.  And then there are movies that just leave you wondering who was responsible for wasting your time.

Story/Writing: .5/2

There’s a tornado….made of metal.  Oh snap.


Acting: .5/2

Sub-par in comparison to a soap opera.  Almost every single character is a cartoonish stereotype, acted in a way that even a 3 year old would call stiff and reprehensible.  Also, Lou Diamond Phillips.

Photography/Set: 1/2

Not bad, but the sets are not very well linked, despite plenty of scenes in which people are driving.

Sound/FX: .5/2

The computer effects were good, but they felt completely disconnected from the reality of the movie.  It didn’t help matters that the end credits music almost gave me an aneurysm.

Misc: 0/2

I’m not even going to say that it’s worth seeing for it’s terribleness, because it isn’t.

VERDICT: 3.5/10

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